Monday, March 26, 2007

A rumour is a rumour is a rumour

Let's face it. People are cocksuckers in politics. It's not a good thing. It shouldn't happen. But it does. The rumour around the blogosphere (Let me be very clear; I am not suggesting that the rumour is true. I am only stating that it is out there.) is that Jason Cherniak sucks Liberal cock. And also that he let Paul Martin cum all over his face, lick it up and snowball it into Jason's mouth, asking Martin (or so this well-known rumour goes) "Please sir may I have another?!"

At its best, politics is about compromise. Let's bring down the volume of the debate and discuss it rationally.

I'm sorry if you read this and don't like me reporting the rumour about Jason-Cherniak sucking dicks, but it IS a real rumour. It is not the same as accusing him of having relations with sheep, because that is not a real rumour that is circulating in Toronto. Further, I am not demanding that he deny it.



Blogger The Tiger said...

Dept. of posts that a straight person could never, ever write. :-)

Monday, March 26, 2007 10:12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


the double entendre 'rumoured manrocket' is brilliant

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 6:35:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yer an idiot

easy to stand on the sidelines and snipe and make fun

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 12:29:00 PM  
Blogger Jacques Beau Vert said...

Come on Tiger, you could totally write a post like this -- just put your mind to it and try! :D

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 2:44:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow.. part of me thought about how absolutely wrong the image of Cherniak doing that was... and part of me was really amused.

I'm so confused, but definately amused. =)

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 4:55:00 PM  
Blogger Jacques Beau Vert said...


Not to over-explain, but it's a copy and paste of Cherniak's post about the rumours about Olivia Chow stealing the election through fraud, with a rumour I keep hearing about him substituted.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 5:59:00 PM  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

so the rumour is true!

if candace finds this post, you're a dead man.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 6:41:00 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

why is he a dead man? I thought it was HILARIOUS! As opposed to either true or believeable or, dare I say "credible," which might make it, I dunno, actionable or something ("actionable" being, I think, a legal term with overall negative connotations for the person doing the "actionable" thing, which SHOULD NOT be confused with Action Democratique in any way, shape or form, because THAT kind of action is good for Canada and I can get behind it (pardon the pun), but not being a lawyer, or French, I could be wrong).

Anonymous: Um, no, sniping on the sidelines is something that someone who's sexlife is certainly not being questioned on this blog specializes in. JBG, on the other hand, is no wallflower, and wouldn't be caught DEAD on the sidelines.

You must have the wrong blog.

Tuesday, March 27, 2007 10:06:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

and what, exactly is wrong with MY manrocket??

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 7:11:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


do you know how hard it is to have a manrockette?


Wednesday, March 28, 2007 7:14:00 AM  
Blogger Jacques Beau Vert said...

I'm not sure, Not To Be Outdone -- but if you're a Liberal, I've heard a rumour that Jason Cherniak would be pleased to do a side-by-side comparison!

Candace, whew - Chucker had me worried there for a minute. ;)

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 1:43:00 PM  
Blogger Jacques Beau Vert said...

LOL! Nice one, Not To Be Outdone - very funny.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 1:44:00 PM  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...


I just know you're a steward of civility! And Bo Green was so, so uncivil with this one.

Really, everyone should see this.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 2:39:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey I resemble that remark!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 2:49:00 PM  
Blogger Candace said...

chucker, I am generally all for civility, but when someone goes out of their way to be uncivil and frankly irresponsible in that lack of civility, then they deserve anything that comes their way.

That, and it was pretty funny!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 3:36:00 PM  
Blogger Tarkwell Robotico said...

agreed, it was hilarious.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007 7:44:00 PM  
Blogger C. LaRoche said...

This post made my day.

Not that I have anything against Cherniak, of course.

Saturday, August 11, 2007 7:04:00 PM  

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