Thursday, October 12, 2006

Southern Ontarioan tags. Big game ensues.

I've been bitten by S.O., who was bitten by Closet Liberal, to write a six word news story.

CL began with "Harper tackles environment. Warm winter predicted." Which is pretty good.

SO swings back with "Bush tries diplomacy. DRNK gets nukes." Also hot.

I've had real trouble here...

Iggy calls a crime, sleeps tight.

Crash sucks. Wins Best Movie Oscar.

Jason struggles mightily. Not good enough. (Not bad.... )

Rice elected President. Assassinated in South.

Saddam taken out. Flowers greet liberators. Nah.

Warcrimes in Qana. Better than Nyquil!

Rona produces zilch. Harper takes credit.

Oh, I think I got it...

Harper government defeated. UN recognizes Alberta.

I know, I know - all throughout, you've been wondering... who will Jason bite? Natch, the funniest guy around - ChuckerCanuck.

77 Comments:

Blogger Jason Bo Green said...

I also bite the jugulars of Olaf, who's a wit, joanne, who is looking for post ideas, and C-Lar Laroche because he's so impatient for things to get rocking and rolling.

Thursday, October 12, 2006 9:32:00 AM  
Blogger SouthernOntarioan said...

LOL... good one JBG. Alberta is probably the only province that could actually do it too.

Thursday, October 12, 2006 9:33:00 AM  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

I like it, I like it...:)

Careful bud, we've already got big heads out here black goop land.

Thursday, October 12, 2006 10:28:00 AM  
Blogger Closet Liberal said...

I like it too, I also liked the Iggy, Crash, Rona. They have merit.

Thursday, October 12, 2006 11:06:00 AM  
Blogger SouthernOntarioan said...

The Rona comment was really good.

Oh, congrats on being linked by CG!!

Thursday, October 12, 2006 12:23:00 PM  
Blogger Chuckercanuck said...

I've got mine.

to come tonight!

Thursday, October 12, 2006 1:26:00 PM  
Blogger Joanne said...

Jason, I will post it tonight.

Thursday, October 12, 2006 1:46:00 PM  
Blogger Olaf said...

Jason,

Thanks for the bite... I'll see what I can put together. Also, while I appreciated your choice, my favourite was definitely "War crimes in Qana. Better than Nyquil!"... brilliant.

Thursday, October 12, 2006 2:21:00 PM  
Blogger Jason Bo Green said...

Olaf, I was really torn on that one, too... Hey, why don't you use it for yours!

Thursday, October 12, 2006 2:37:00 PM  
Blogger Olaf said...

Ha,

The reason I came back here was to say something like "I'm having trouble, would it violate the spirit of the game to just use one of your rejects."

That's alright, I just thought of one.

It'll be up soon.

Thursday, October 12, 2006 2:48:00 PM  
Blogger Sheena said...

Sheena Ignored Again. Unidentified Man Comatose.

Thursday, October 12, 2006 3:10:00 PM  
Blogger Jason Bo Green said...

You know, Sheena *would* be EXCELLENT at this one! Sheena, you're right - you've been as overlooked as the electric car here -- you are bitten.

Thursday, October 12, 2006 3:26:00 PM  
Blogger RGM said...

Six word news stories?!? It takes me that much to say hi.

There's no such thing as DRNK, though, the full title is Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK).

About Condi: she gets several death threats on a weekly basis (learned this in Woodward's book) as it is. This helps explain the massive security cordon she received here in Halifax last month (and probably everywhere she goes). Sad.

If Alberta does leave, will those of us with family members in Alberta get dual citizenship?

Thursday, October 12, 2006 6:41:00 PM  
Blogger Sheena said...

"Too Little Too Late: Tough Lessons"

Thursday, October 12, 2006 6:46:00 PM  
Blogger Jason Bo Green said...

Richard, I never thought of you as the kind of man who could give a six word precis. ;)

I made a typo, btw - SO's original was correct.

Sheena - I've learned my lesson. Let me worship you from afar once more.

Thursday, October 12, 2006 7:42:00 PM  
Blogger Joanne said...

Jason, check my blog.

Thursday, October 12, 2006 8:38:00 PM  
Blogger C. LaRoche said...

How about:

South Korean takes over UN. Jong-Il has tantrum.

:)

Oh, and Jason, my first name is Chris, not C-Lar :)

Friday, October 13, 2006 6:15:00 AM  
Blogger C. LaRoche said...

"Richard, I never thought of you as the kind of man who could give a six word precis. ;)"

ROFLMAO

Friday, October 13, 2006 6:17:00 AM  
Blogger C. LaRoche said...

Ugh, I am having a bad day. Comment #3 in a row -- my six-word news story is seven words. I suppose I'll have to argue with an editor.

And Jason, you better write something kind about my Barry Lyndon post soon or I'm going to go back to posting about depressing stuff like nuclear arms and the looming radioactive apocalypse.

Friday, October 13, 2006 6:31:00 AM  
Blogger SouthernOntarioan said...

Umm... C Laroche... there are 8 words in that sentence, not 7...

Really bad day eh? =)

Oh and RGM is right, its DPRK.

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