Southern Ontarioan tags. Big game ensues.
I've been bitten by S.O., who was bitten by Closet Liberal, to write a six word news story.
CL began with "Harper tackles environment. Warm winter predicted." Which is pretty good.
SO swings back with "Bush tries diplomacy. DRNK gets nukes." Also hot.
I've had real trouble here...
Iggy calls a crime, sleeps tight.
Crash sucks. Wins Best Movie Oscar.
Jason struggles mightily. Not good enough. (Not bad.... )
Rice elected President. Assassinated in South.
Saddam taken out. Flowers greet liberators. Nah.
Warcrimes in Qana. Better than Nyquil!
Rona produces zilch. Harper takes credit.
Oh, I think I got it...
Harper government defeated. UN recognizes Alberta.
I know, I know - all throughout, you've been wondering... who will Jason bite? Natch, the funniest guy around - ChuckerCanuck.
CL began with "Harper tackles environment. Warm winter predicted." Which is pretty good.
SO swings back with "Bush tries diplomacy. DRNK gets nukes." Also hot.
I've had real trouble here...
Oh, I think I got it...
Harper government defeated. UN recognizes Alberta.
I know, I know - all throughout, you've been wondering... who will Jason bite? Natch, the funniest guy around - ChuckerCanuck.
posted by Jacques Beau Vert at 8:42 AM
41 Comments:
I also bite the jugulars of Olaf, who's a wit, joanne, who is looking for post ideas, and C-Lar Laroche because he's so impatient for things to get rocking and rolling.
LOL... good one JBG. Alberta is probably the only province that could actually do it too.
I like it, I like it...:)
Careful bud, we've already got big heads out here black goop land.
I like it too, I also liked the Iggy, Crash, Rona. They have merit.
The Rona comment was really good.
Oh, congrats on being linked by CG!!
I've got mine.
to come tonight!
Jason, I will post it tonight.
Jason,
Thanks for the bite... I'll see what I can put together. Also, while I appreciated your choice, my favourite was definitely "War crimes in Qana. Better than Nyquil!"... brilliant.
Olaf, I was really torn on that one, too... Hey, why don't you use it for yours!
Ha,
The reason I came back here was to say something like "I'm having trouble, would it violate the spirit of the game to just use one of your rejects."
That's alright, I just thought of one.
It'll be up soon.
Sheena Ignored Again. Unidentified Man Comatose.
You know, Sheena *would* be EXCELLENT at this one! Sheena, you're right - you've been as overlooked as the electric car here -- you are bitten.
Six word news stories?!? It takes me that much to say hi.
There's no such thing as DRNK, though, the full title is Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK).
About Condi: she gets several death threats on a weekly basis (learned this in Woodward's book) as it is. This helps explain the massive security cordon she received here in Halifax last month (and probably everywhere she goes). Sad.
If Alberta does leave, will those of us with family members in Alberta get dual citizenship?
"Too Little Too Late: Tough Lessons"
Richard, I never thought of you as the kind of man who could give a six word precis. ;)
I made a typo, btw - SO's original was correct.
Sheena - I've learned my lesson. Let me worship you from afar once more.
Jason, check my blog.
How about:
South Korean takes over UN. Jong-Il has tantrum.
:)
Oh, and Jason, my first name is Chris, not C-Lar :)
"Richard, I never thought of you as the kind of man who could give a six word precis. ;)"
ROFLMAO
Ugh, I am having a bad day. Comment #3 in a row -- my six-word news story is seven words. I suppose I'll have to argue with an editor.
And Jason, you better write something kind about my Barry Lyndon post soon or I'm going to go back to posting about depressing stuff like nuclear arms and the looming radioactive apocalypse.
Umm... C Laroche... there are 8 words in that sentence, not 7...
Really bad day eh? =)
Oh and RGM is right, its DPRK.
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