Thursday, September 28, 2006

On the other hand, five GREAT things:

1. Catwoman - meow.
2. Emma Peel - multi-colour mod or all-leather, she rocks.
3. She-Hulk - it's easy being green when you can lift a car.
4. Buffy the Vampire Slayer - the movie, not the TV show.
5. Dr. Beverly Crusher. Brannon Braga's distaste for her is what ruined the movies. She fucking rocked the Enterprise.
(I wouldn't say Wonder Woman - anyone whose Kryptonite is being tied up by a man is not a feminist.)


Blogger Sheena said...

Where the fuck is the Sheena-worship, eh? EH?

Thursday, September 28, 2006 8:09:00 PM  
Blogger Joe Calgary said...

I worship you Sheena... from afar of course.

Friday, September 29, 2006 11:21:00 AM  
Blogger Chuckercanuck said...

Beverly Crusher?

did you ever see that wimp of a son she raised - the kid with the perpetually moist lips?

Friday, September 29, 2006 12:46:00 PM  
Blogger Chuckercanuck said...

give me the sexy alien who can sense my emotions...

"Will, I don't like this Chuckercanuck guy."

"Why's that?"

"Everytime I get a read on him, he's, well, never mind. I'm busy tonight."


Friday, September 29, 2006 12:47:00 PM  
Blogger Jason Bo Green said...

Sheena, you know you're first on the lips of comic book fans everywhere.

Chucker, I think Dr. Crusher was one of the best assets to the series - if everyone on the ship had died but Picard, Data, and Dr. Crusher, I'd tune in still.

I really think Rodenberry invented her to take Spock's "friend" place. Obviously Data takes the "logic" place (and position of science officer), but Dr. Crusher is the only person on the Enterprise with a past history of knowing Picard - everyone else is new to him.

Also, they were the coolest couple ever. Far as I'm concerned, the whole thing ended with the last TV episode - and it was fitting that Beverly got the last line in. She was the best!

Friday, September 29, 2006 6:16:00 PM  
Blogger Chuckercanuck said...

nut ball!

Warf is the best by far.

An alien spectral floats in front of the spaceship.

The top crew meet around a table to discuss what they should do.

Warf begins, "I say blast the hell out of them! Blow them to bits before they get a chance to do it to us! Incinerate their ship!"

Everybody looks at each other awkwardly, eyeballs shifting left, right.

Picard says delicately, "okay, Warf. Thanks for the contribution. Anyone have anything from a diplomatic angle?"

Warf sits there quietly, his hot huffs subsiding to deep breaths, not quite aware of how gauche he was among his human colleagues.

Saturday, September 30, 2006 11:22:00 AM  
Blogger Cherniak_WTF said...

Emma Peel - the best way to kick start adulhood...

Sunday, October 01, 2006 6:51:00 PM  
Blogger C. LaRoche said...

BTVS the MOVIE, not the SHOW?

Are you mad??????

Monday, October 02, 2006 1:20:00 AM  
Blogger Jason Bo Green said...

Ha ha - I loved the movie. Kristy Swanson and Luke Perry were awesome in it.

Monday, October 02, 2006 1:33:00 PM  

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